C,

I'm so glad you posted the pics.

Some are just so amazing!

The ones that aren't are my fault, not yours. 

But I love them all a lot :)

And I really wish you would become a photographer. 

You have so much talent that I wish I even remotely had.

Please, please don't let your parents stop you.

Its YOUR life, not theirs.

And they will still love you no matter what you do.

But I don't want to see you later in life as a pharmacist, and miserable.

Do what you love.

You make people feel comfortable taking pics.  Thats something most people can't do.  Especially for me.  My mom can't take pictures of me that I'm comfortable with.

You have a gift.

Don't waste it.

~D

Were there any tv shows/trends/movies when you were a kid that, now, in 2009, are considered representative of the decade, but back then, you didn't really care for at all?

For example, I was a 90s kid that never got into Pokemon. :x

Would you be willing to have horrible nightmares every night for a year if you would be rewarded with extraordinary wealth?


Let me ReWord My post.  Are You happy with who You are?  If You could look like anyone Else in the world, Who would it be?

I'm in need of a new laptop. I typically just surf online (and watch hulu), chat (msn/yahoo messengers), and use Word. I will have roughly $300-400 as a bonus this winter. For what little money I have going towards this, what would be the best laptop?

Have you ever returned an item to a store for a refund after having used it?
 If so what was it?

A sufficient amount of sleep for me is 10-12 hours. Usually I will get to bed around 10 and wake up at 8, and then go back to sleep for a couple more hours. I realize that this may not be normal, but it has been going on for a couple of years now. If I have to wake up anytime before I have slept at least 10 hours, I am tired and grouchy and generally feel like shit, especially if I have to sleep less than 10 hours for days at a time. When I get back to being able to sleep 10 hours, it happens naturally, even if I've only been getting 5 hours a night for two weeks.

I'm not depressed, I do have Bipolar Type 2 and I have noticed that during manic or mixed episodes I sleep a lot less, but it's been some time since I've had a depression episode, so why am I sleeping half the day?

I have moderate-severe anxiety, I consume large amounts of caffeine, though this is a recent thing, and my sleep issue has been going on for about 3 years. Do I need to go see a doctor, or is this just what is normal for me?

How do you prefer your nanner?

I have no problem getting to sleep. Far from it. In fact, I sleep a lot.

But I never feel rested. And I fall asleep during the day more often than most people. Lately, I've taken to taking a 1-1.5 hour nap most days, which is probably not a good sign.

Is there anything that can be done about this? It's been going on for ages! ugh!

This might be dumb AND it is more than one question, BUT

.. in England and Australia, or anywhere where the driver's side is on the (inside) right side of the car, where are the pedals? Are they against the inner console, or the door? Are they arranged clutch-brake-gas, or gas-brake-clutch? Are most people in your country left or right handed?

This has been bugging me for a long time and I finally remembered to ask it.

Dear _____


   Honestly, I kind of expected it for the last day or two, but that didn't change how much it hurt. I honestly don't know what to even do with myself right now. I haven't really been able to stop crying since you said it.  I wish you'd talked to me about this sooner instead of just waiting till you decided you weren't in love with me anymore.  
  I didn't text you to let you know i got home, because I was truly depressed that I actually made it home.  I don't know how you could think that we'd still be able to be friends if our relationship ends, after all we've been through, and I can't believe you asked "are you still all upset about that?" like 4 hours after you told me.   Yes. I'm still upset.  At this point, the happiest thought I can think of is that maybe I'll be lucky and die in my sleep tonight.

Sincerely Yours,
The one you're not in love with anymore.



Dear Dad,
 
    Don't tell me about how you messed up your pills the last couple days and call it "A good way to kill yourself" It's not a great joke and you're giving me ideas that I don't really need right now.

---Your son


Dear me,
  
      If you weren't so fat, unattractive and obnoxious, you might not have these problems

Inspired by a tv prog

Suppose you got some money out of a cash machine, and noticed that your account wasn't debited.

also - the next withdrawal from that machine wasn't charged...

what do you do?

Me - I'd probably pinch a bit, and then tell the bank or machine owner

When was the last time someone embarassed you?



Inspired by the fact that one of my coworkers, who found my twitter, found my journal, found a post that I made with me playing guitar/singing (a song called "Don't Marry Her (Fuck Me)", and then played it over the intercom. Thanks guys. *crawls under a rock and dies horribly*

i have been having an ongoing argument with a number of different people over this, and thought it'd be fun to bring it here.

context:
a woman and her partner are getting ready for bed. he wants to have sex, she doesn't. she hasn't for a while. she feels bad for this, and is worried if she continues to refuse sex, her partner will leave. she decides her best option is to tell her partner to "do your business". the partner proceeds, finishes, and the woman subsequently feels upset but can't pinpoint why.

question:
is this wrong? was this woman raped? is it possible to rape your wife/girlfriend? discuss.

my response in comments.

EDIT:::

okay. a few things, after reading a lot of the comments here.

i was totally assuming gender in the original post, because i am shit at editing my thoughts. my apologies. i'm not going to edit it to hide my mistake, but i realize i f-ed that one up.

second, i guess my opinion on this has changed slightly. because of the legal implications of the word, the fact that both parties need to be held accountable, and the fact there was no force used (at least none that i mentioned in the post), i don't think i'd consider it rape.

that said, i do think it is a super shitty situation, that both parties need to address what is going on, and that if this continues it will prove to be a huge emotional block in the relationship.

next time i post i'll put a little more effort into editing, eh? thanks for not ripping me too big of a new asshole.

Dear K,

Can you please start thinking with your head
and not other parts of your body?

It's turning you into an a**hole.
Thanks much.
Love,
♥ Your Girlfriend

Where is my bank card?


Never mind. I found it in the big floppy labia that Jasna keeps in her pocket

Dear You... Be a True Women. Not a dishonest one

Think of all the kids.
Try for once in your life to be a example to be followed, not one that someone
would be ashamed of.

Don't ruin more lives than you already have...
Go on with your life.
I will......

Just because you made things bad
you did NOT kill our love

God says he does not give up on any of his children so no matter what you do or have done
God will forgive you. Ask for forgiveness and change.

Your children love you make them proud of you.
Since you say they hate him think of them and not just yourself

You go to a spa for a massage. What to you call the person working on you?

Poll #1483635
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 39

Stiff neck? Who you gonna call?

Does either term indicate to you anything sexual? If so which?

If that's your profession what term do you use?


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